I’m Canceling My Period.
Clicking unsubscribe. Removing it from the queue, deleting it from the playlist.
Like my unused subscription to House Beautiful that’s cluttering up my corners, my daily e-newsletter from Vegan Chicken, and my DirecTV, I am canceling my period.
I no longer use it, need it, or want it. And let’s face it, it’s always been a source of pain, expense, and monthly humiliation anyway.